A. Jane Johnston

Ladies usually take pills.

Audrey was much happier being miserable, if you know what I mean.

You see, doctor, you didn’t have a martini.

Who writes this drivel anyway?

Only a fool would think that was an accident.

Round here it’s tough to tell which ones are the shrinks.

This is the best obtainable photo of the man you must avoid.

Have you considered the wee people?

She was always volunteering to help.

It’s true that we were lovers once.

I cannot go to the police.

I wish it were under happier circumstances.